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In preparation for the forthcoming release ofBill & Ted Face The Music , it ’s the arrant time to go back and revisit the original twin classic that started it all -Bill & Ted ’s Excellent Adventure , andBill & Ted ’s Bogus Journey . Both movie starKeanu Reevesand Alex Winter as two dimwittedheavy metalfans with big dreams of becoming the world ’s most popular band .
The flick is a gem treasure trove of hilarious jokes , dangerous undertaking , and heartwarming comedy that sees both characterszipping their means across history , and well into the afterlife . The follow is a accumulation of their most fantabulous and bodacious quotes , ranked chronologically across the span of both photographic film .
Noah’s wife?
One of the most hilarious quotation mark in the film add up courtesy of Bill & Ted in school . Neither one was destined to be a rocket scientist ( much less a hamburger fin ) , but their deficiency of noesis regarding even the most canonic of subject is scandalous .
After Ted is ask by his teacher Mr. Ryan who Joan of Arc was , he replies back in brilliant fashion with " Noah ’s wife ? "
Ted, it’s Napoleon! The short dead dude from our history review!
Bill & Ted ’s first stop - off after climbing into the telephony stall is Austria , circa 1805 . They concisely glimpse Napoleon Bonaparte ’s involution in a war , before climbing back into the booth to visit another time period . Unfortunately , Napoleon gets caught on the booth and is drag through the conduits of time where he ends up in modern day San Dimas , California .
After fall out of tree and laying unconscious on the front lawn , Bill state " Ted , it ’s Napoleon ! The forgetful dead beau from our history review article ! " Somewhat precise .
You killed Ted, you medieval d***weed!
Bill & Ted don some knight ’s armor in an attempt to keep one’s shoulder to the wheel through the castle to fulfil the " two historical babes " they see on a balcony . After horse around with a mock swordfight , Ted unknowingly rolls down a flight of steps and lands on the bottom floor . Bill follows , and come across Ted lying on the floor , where his armour is pierce by a safety ’s sword .
Fortunately , Ted fell out of his armor when he hit the basis , but Bill believe his good protagonist to be beat . When the sentry go go in the room and detect him , Bill call out " You killed Ted , you chivalric d***weed ! " At least he got themedieval partright .
Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!
Bill & Ted make a cavity - stop in the middle ages where they encounter Henry VII , who is none - too - happy about his palace being infiltrated by two guys wearing strange clothing , and talking jibberish . After Bill greets the " royal despicable dude , " Henry VII orders them to be placed into the iron maiden over , a grisly mediaeval torture equipment .
Neither Bill nor Ted realise the implication , replying back " Iron Maiden ? EXCELLENT ! " before initiating air guitar .
How’s it goin', Frood-dude?
In an effort to get a small " excess deferred payment , " Bill & Ted stop off in Vienna in 1901 , where they come fount - to - face with celebrated neurologist Sigmund Freud , the father ofpsychoanalysis . As usual , Bill & Ted ’s want of education rears its head once more when they falsely enounce his last name " Frood . "
Bill & Ted exit the booth to greet him , with Ted offering up the greeting " How ’s it goin' , Frood - dude ? " before Billy the Kid snag him with a lasso and drags him into the booth .
How’s it hangin', Death?
After Bill & Ted are murdered by evil robot versions of themselves , they wake to pick up that their spirits have left their corpse , and are now sting between worlds . It does n’t take long for Death himself to show up , ready totake them to the afterlife .
Bill correctly identify him as the Grim Reaper , prompting Ted to offer salutations with the cringeworthy " How ’s it hangin ' , demise ? "
This is not what I expected this place to look like at all
When Bill & Ted attempt to get in touch with the go earthly concern by jumping into the middle of a séance performed by Missy , she incorrectly identifies them as evil spirits , and utter an spell which sends them both downstairs , right to the basement !
Upon arriving in Hell , Ted remarks " This is not what I anticipate this place to look like at all , " with Bill replying , " Yeah ! We gottotallylied to by our record album covers , man ! "
Ted, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection
When the Devil attempts to kill Bill & Ted by dragging them to a fiery doom , they manage to climb to safety , yet Bill finds it necessary to bequeath a few belongings to Ted , just in case things go high-risk than already have .
" Ted , if I die , you’re able to have my Megadeth collection . " Ted correctly replies with " But dude , we ’re already beat ! " , prompting Bill to derail the gun with " Oh , well then they’reyours , dude ! "
Not to mention your other great planets - Mars, Jupiter… Uranus
Bill & Ted eventually contend to escape Hell after beating Death at Clue , Battleship and Twister ( to name a few ) . He takes them up to Heaven , where Bill & Ted mug a group of young arrival and steal their apparel in monastic order to fake their room into a meeting withthe almighty , himself .
After congratulating God on his " most fantabulous planet " Earth , Bill goes a step further with " Not to mention your other great planet - Mars , Jupiter …. Uranus . " profane ? Who knows ?
But you know…the best place to be is here…the best time to be, now. And all’s we can say is…let’s rock!
After crush their foeman Chuck De Nomolos , Bill & Ted finally have a luck to wow an audience at the Battle of the Bands as Wyld Stallyns . Unfortunately , they ca n’t act as deserving a poke , so it ’s decided that they ’ll take some metre to get over a twelvemonth ’s deserving guitar grooming by hopping in the stall , and come back seconds later ( from the audience ’s perspective ) .
Older , but not exactly wiser , Bill & Ted nevertheless have enough science to play a consummate Seth for the hearing . Before they do , Bill allege " Ladies and gentlemen , we ’ve been to the past , we ’ve been to the future , " with Ted adding " We ’ve been all around the hereafter . " Finally , both of them assault it off with this co - op quote " But you know … the good place to be is here … the unspoiled meter to be , now . And all ’s we can say is … have ’s rock ! " It ’s a fitting end to the two films , but it remain to be run across just how high-risk things during the events leading up toBill & Ted Face The Music , which is due out in theaters on August 28th , 2020 .
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