KFC has unveiled the alleged " 4 cat valium , 120 FPS " machine that is theKFConsole- for some reason . Whether it wants to or if it knows what to consider anymore or not , the macrocosm ’s getting its first a glimpse of the gaming marketplace ’s profligate food for thought - fueled competition , just a day after Sony revealed their next generation console table , thePlaystation 5 .

This is n’t the first contribution KFC has made to the world of gambling , In 2019,KFC release their own geological dating simulatoron Steam , titledI Love You Colonel Sanders ! A Finger Lickin ' near Dating Simulator . Thanks to its impertinent sense of sense of humour and absurdity , the game received confirming recap on Steam and garner all-inclusive attention upon launching . The ridiculous KFC Gaming brand was itself established just in 2018 , with KFC having posted a trailer of a variety of plot parodies , such as its Colonel Sanders beating up Ronald McDonald in a defend game travesty . It almost endure without saying , but two years is plausibly not a long enough time to indue in the research and growth that making a next - gen console requires , specially without the infrastructure to really do so .

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In their Twitter reveal preview , KFCshowcased the lineament that their console table would fetch , such asbeing bucket - shaped , outfit with a poulet chamber , and stimulate cross - platform capability . It ’s unknown if this means it ’s compatible with KFC ’s last bucket exemplar , or any other consoles this contemporaries . In fact , much of this console table remain as unreadable as the fast nutrient joint ’s delightful gravy . Whether or not it will take phonograph record or cartridges , how much it ’ll cost , what the controllers look like , or even what exclusives it will provide - it ’s all about as square as a wishbone . KFC Gaming tweeted the below glimpse of " selective information " to offer clearing for eager fans and hungry patrons .

When inquire if there were any exclusive form of address on their Twitter , KFC Gaming substantiate that yes , I sleep together You Colonel Sanders ! A Finger Lickin ' Good Dating Simulatorwould indeed be come to this Modern cabinet . Yet , they claim that it ’s a console table exclusive when the game had previously release on Steam . So in actuality , we still do n’t make out what other exclusives will dispatch the hypothetical system . And when ask how much store the console table would have , they proudly extol that it would be able to stash away up to 2 TB , which is even more than thePS5 ’s 825 GB , which raises eyebrows , to say the least .

If somehow , in this warped timeline of pandemic and global riots , this is n’t the obvious joke that it is likely , the innovations that the KFConsole bring suggest that the   Sony , Microsoft , and Nintendo   are going to have some serious competition in the Wake Island of this brave raw competition to their base grip on the gaming industry . purportedly , theKFConsolewill launch   on November 12th , 2020 . KFC now has the humankind ’s tending thanks to this announcement ; can they live up to their hype and have what might just be the most powerful console table this generation has envision thus far ?   Almost definitely not , but it would be awful if they release an actual scale of measurement model of the RGB pail shown above , anyway .

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