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WARNING ! SPOILERS FORJOHN CONSTANTINE : HELLBLAZER # 9BELOW !
Being a magician , exorcist , master , secondary dabbler of the dark arts , as well as a member of theJustice LeagueDarkhas madeJohn Constantine ’s tolerance for the strange and usual about as strong as whatever he ’s fuddle any nighttime . However , John is human and is n’t afraid to say when he does or does not like something . In the latestJohn Constantine : Hellblazerissue , we memorise that there is one thing that John Constantine despise , perhaps more than Heaven or Hell , and that is …. horses ? ! ?
InJohn Constantine : Hellblazer # 9by Simon Spurrier , Matias Bergara , and Jordie Bellaire , theBlack Labelseries has thefan - pet chain - smoke magicianget his deglutition interrupted by a curious newsperson who take up an sometime case imply the Royal Family . Spurrier and his pardner tell a history that would have meet in his John’sVertigo Comicsdays about the Royal Family ’s obsession with horses and how a disgraced Royal Family extremity with a penchant for barely - effectual girls lease up an offer from a mystic old man regarding superscript gymnastic horse breed . Not sympathize the bargain he ’s made , the old man gives the jolly faced royal John ’s name to call in event anything goes awry . A few months subsequently , John ’s attempt to stay under the radar is nix as he is pick up and take via governing agents to secret stables . An annoyed and perplexed John discovers that one of the Royal female horse ' is pregnant but inexplicably with the fry of what appear to be a mythical unicorn .
After take to put on a show complete with fake wizardly incantation because John was unprepared and out of his depth to handle with this situation , he interrupts his floor about covert mystical animal births and smarmy royals taking advantage of their power to state that the only thing he do it is how much he hates Equus caballus . According to John Constantine , " You ’ve got your herbivorous herding mammal that ’s been so traumatized it ’ll permit an actual fucking predator to sit on its back pipe " Giddyup " without so much as a cardiac arrest . "
Constantine the Great believes that is the mansion of a truly mental creature but it does n’t stop him from doing his research and consulting with others how to wield the site when thing will go incorrect , as John fuck they eventually will . unluckily when John ’s right , he ’s ripe and the unicorn ’s arriver is a vicious and bally occasion in front of everyone who witnesses it and get it out alive . Godhead Simon Spurrier and Matias Bergara take the total situation and make it a memory of corruption , power , rapacity , dubiety , spirit , and death wrapped around bargaining with force that normal mass should n’t or could n’t understand . Although John Constantine handled the situation as well as he could , this job did n’t help ease his dislike of buck or those who enjoy the equestrian lifestyle or gaming on it . In the end , God preserve theConstantine .
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