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Who would pass up the opportunity to get by to somewhere outback , somewhere far forth from the troubles of Earth , somewhere where no one can hear you scream ? Yes , folks , this is a rundown of how a few movie reference would fare on one of cinema ’s most unfriendly planets , filled with the most terrifyingaliensput to the big blind .
For the purpose of this ranking , no characters fromAlienwill appear , and for the sake of some generousness , rent ’s assume the atmosphere is breathable in this typeface ( or the list would be really belittled ) .
Could: Buzz Lightyear
Yes , a small living 11 - inch magniloquent slice of plastic with no need to exhaust / sleep / drink would be just o.k. on LV-426 . And let ’s face it , who would n’t need to see Buzz Lightyear actually get to explore analienplanet ? Buzz would be hard to notice , due to his sizing , and he ’s made of charge card , so it ’s not like a facehugger could lie ball in him .
The humble chestburster is about his size , but they ’re mostly harmless once they ’re out of a chest . The only obstacle Buzz would face is if a xenomorph was injure and bleed its acid on him , but with his footling play - optical maser , that ’s not potential to happen .
Couldn’t: Tony Montana
Tony Montana and his grenade - establish M-16 would make for an epic last stand against the xenomorphs , but if thespace marinesand their exchangeable ( but upgraded ) weaponry could n’t make it for a few years , why would Tony Montana ?
Sure , the laughable sum of cocain in his organization would render him a bit more immune to annoyance ( as see in his original last stand inScarface ) , but not feel pain is not the same as not pop off . It would be pretty extremist to hear Tony threaten the microbe - like xenomorphs . " I sink those roach ! "
Could: Lord Voldemort
Hi diddle diddle , fourth dimension for a … Tom Riddle . Lord Voldemort would probably desire to make LV-426 his new hangout . It ’s sorry , full of fogginess , and full of creepy-crawly brute . Realistically , Voldemort could make some kind of witching force field and just pass over out the xenomorphs while safely tucked at bottom .
He could shoot down at them one by one with the Killing Curse , or he could summon a crazy blast spell to criticize them out . And if he was at full strength and he did buy the farm , he ’d still have his Horcruxes to ensure his survival . It would n’t be much of a challenge for him . The real query is whether his lean robe is enough to keep him warm .
Couldn’t: Harry Potter
Neither can live while the other survives … yeah , it ’s unlikely thatThe male child Who Livedwould be able to exist LV-426 . It ’s a miracle this bozo beat out the most powerful dark wizard , but he was only able-bodied to do so because of dear . Sorry , but the force of love is n’t gon na do diddly-shit for a net ton of xenomorphs .
Harry was spooked by dementors , imagine these monsters . His trick is fine enough , but it ’s not to the grade of Voldemort , he ca n’t just do incredible feats . His only hope would be for Dobby to bail him out and teleport him elsewhere , but no help is allowed for this scenario .
Could: Wolverine
Wolverine would be pretty annoyed with suffer to deal with the aliens , but he could blaze away through it in what would amount to be an incredible berserker rage . With his healing factor and adamantium skeleton , he could live just about anything , as painful as it would be to go through . The xenomorphs would n’t be able to hit his brain , due to his plot skull , and it ’s doubtful a chestburster could even squeeze through his ribs .
There ’s also the fact that Wolverine always has weapons on him , his hook , which can cut through anything . It would be a very close and personal andhorrendously painfulweek , but Wolverine would dominate .
Couldn’t: Anton Chigurh
The image of Anton thumb a coin for each noncitizen he comes across is pretty hilarious . But realistically , if he was to be under rape from the xenomorphs and fend them off with his thunderbolt dish and other artillery , he would probably do decently one on one , until he ’d do across a swarm or the Queen .
But even then , his bolt lulu is useless against the aliens , because that ’s very close - quarters combat against acid - blood fauna , and if a platoon of better armed and armoured Marine could n’t make it , sorry Anton , you know what ’s going to happen now .
Could: Sarah Connor
As cinema ’s other centerpiece to Ellen Ripley , Sarah Conner would plausibly whoop some xenomorph butt , after years of fending offTerminators(hey , another franchise with James Cameron ) . Sarah Conner is used to kill the very hard to kill Terminators , so the also hard - to - bolt down but notashard xenomorphs would be an easy opponent ( although that acid blood seriously sucks ) .
Without being burdened by a whiny John Conner or another person to protect , she could go all out and look out for herself , and though her chances are not 100 % , the keyword is that shecouldsurvive .
Couldn’t: The Man With No Name
Where to even get with this ? The Man With No Name would be pitilessly slaughtered in this scenario . He would n’t last 20 second . He would kick the bucket in his first meeting with an alien in any form , most potential .
His weapon are 1800s revolvers , shotguns , and rifle , which are completely ineffective to even break the skin of a xenomorph . He has no actual protection , so even a denture under his poncho would do nothing . He ’d probably just chomp on a cigar and accept his fate .
Could: John McClane
It almost seems savage to condemn one of cinema ’s freehanded badasses to death while letting another live , but John McClane is a crafty guy rope with a spot more of an edge . He ’s the master of creep through tunnels and air ducts , so if picayune defenseless Newt was able to do it for a few weeks , an armed John McClane could do it for one .
Even if he did slip up and come across a xenomorph , his munition could actually kill one . His entire shtik in the firstDie Hardwas guerilla warfare and remaining unobserved , soyippie - qi - yay , he ’ll die another die .
Couldn’t: Rick Deckard
Just for fun , let ’s throw in a case from another Ridley Scott sci - fi world , Blade Runner … which , if hearsay has it , could be in the same universe asAlien . Deckard has a difficult enough time killing off thereplicants , so he would surely be killed by the first xenomorph he amount across .
And even if Deckard was revealed to be a replicant and not a human … he would have a second more strength , but still would n’t be able-bodied to make it . take care what happened to poor Bishop inAliens ! That being enjoin , at least he ’d fit in stylistically with LV-426 .
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